Session 2

 Session 2:

Prelim: yall dont care about session 1c, trust me. More of the same...still fun for us though! Read here if you want the skinny on the gladiator fights that got us our current crop of characters.

We left off with all our characters having chosen their classes while at Mercutio's adventuring shop.  He and the hooded figure who's name they don't know, set them up in a safe house on the edge of town for them to work out of.  They learned today they're in the pocket of a man named Fishy Sal and gotta work off this debt.  Lol, they never even asked how much they owe! No way that'll come back to bite them.  So the hooded man came to tell them they needed to recover a "shipment" for Fishy Sal.  Knowing they never really had a choice they decided to go but again didn't ask what the shipment was.  I suppose we're still learning.

Characters present today: Jenni (lvl 1 Florida Man's Cousin, You Know, the Hot One), Dax (lvl 1 Florida Man, Ted (lvl 1 Retired Yankee), Marty (lvl 1 Geckoman Trapper - think thief but a geckoman), Oculta a teenage goth chick(lvl 1 Cultist to the god Burnpiteous - god of fiery things and decay.  Worshiped anywhere people burn trash like the giant burn pit outside our hometown of Kissimmee)

Session Report:

Before setting out the party wanted to get some transportation.  Jenni used her irresistible voice and her charm (it was a lot more uncomfortable in person) to get some merchant to take them.  They had about a day's ride south along Lake Kissimmee, on which Kissimmee is located, then a bit south to a junk yard where the thieves who stole the shipment were supposedly located.  Marty managed to sneak up on the guards to hear what they were saying...It was a group of whacked out Florida Men so of course it was nonsense. He snuck back.

The group tried greeting these yahoos as friends, saying they were here fo the meth party.  After a quick...and again uncomfortable parlay between Jenni who was using her feminine wiles well...the group was allowed to pass, convincing the FMs to NOT skin Marty alive by saying he was their pet.  Marty played it well by licking his eyeball.

-A lesson i learned here! This dungeon was a labyrinthian junkyard with smashed cars stacked up as walls.  Probably don't do this! A geckoman can easily get on top of the walls and look around.  Love the ingenuity but made everyone confused when running theater of the mind for room descriptions!

Anyway, passing through a few trash rooms they had to fight some mean junkyard dogs.  Everyone rolled poorly, even yours truly. Shame.  They killed the dogs without taking any damage. continuing on they slogged through a latrine and found a FM passed out in a sleeping bag.  They left him alone! Shame. A few rooms later they found his buddies.  A lvl 4 FM and two lvl 1s physically tried to stop them.  One FM ran away to warn the boss...our heros couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.   They stayed and fought the remaining 2.  While one went down easy, the lvl 4 FM was tanking like a pro.  Dax (lvl PC FM) ran him through with a spear but couldn't kill him before getting knocked out by a spiked baseball bat.  To give himself a boost in spite of being skewered, our villain slammed a meth potion and tried running away. Ted, our retired yankee used choking grip which still didn't kill him.  That meth tho...finally he was dispatched by Jenni.

Magic in Long Florida is conducted by rituals, so to use it in battle is taking some big risks unless you have trinkets you made beforehand.  Oculta had some Magic Maggots she had made and was able to heal Dax up to 1hp but was a bit gimpy.  They pressed on and found the grow room of this hideout and loaded up the cart with some real skunky pot plants!   while doing this they heard some people coming and set an ambush.  Apparently there was a meth party happening! Cuz through the hall came 2 boarmen and some dame...The ambush would have worked better if the party could hit anybody. In a fight as long as this post, the boarmen and the Florida Man boss were all killed. Oh and Jenni got knocked unconscious  The woman - a Florida Man's Cousin surrendered (her name is Courtniiiii now I guess) but there was another cultist performing some ritual.  Oculta thought they might be friends so didn't stop the ritual.  No way that could backfire right?

So a lvl 1 cacodaemon comes rolling out of the tear in the celestial plane and attacks! This blob looks like an inside out stomach! Gross! The party gets a hit in but finds that their weapons dissolve on contact...but still do damge.  Everyone runs...cowards.  Courtniiiii and Oculta run and hide in a 5th wheel camper trailer.  The stomach attacks but is gonna take 1d4 rounds to acid through the metal. Oculta and Courtniiiii go through a couple spears hitting this thing.  Oculta finds a couple potions in the trailer...one is a vile of meth, the other is something marked "R3generon"...she slams the meth giving her a bunch of boosts but some serious cravings.  

Turns out there was another area on the other side of the trailer and the pair escaped there just in time for the stomach to get through the side of the trailer.  From here the pair was able to finally kill the thing and reduce it to acidic goo.  The other cultist had disappeared.  What they did find though was a GIANT pile of copper coins.  I actually had this treasure all rolled up according to the rules tables for the enemies and there were almost 1million coins!!  Additionally they found the "shipment" two crates marked "R3generon". They gave some R3generon to Dax and Jenni.  They got some hp's back and Dax no longer needed bed rest.  Jenni rolled poorly on the wounds table...so she's now blind. It was late so the crew made a barricade and stayed the night.  NO ENCOUNTERS!!! First time i rolled crap all day. The following day they made it back to Kissimmee (again I rolled crap for encounters...I'm very disappointed with myself). 

Post: So they delivered the shipment, sold some pot plants to their contact, refused to give Courtniiiii any money so she left angry, and paid out 15% to their VERY upset cart driver.  They could only fit 86,000 copper pieces into their wagon...that comes out to 806 gold lolz!  Plus the plants here was the score: 806 gp + 224 for the plants = 1030gp split 5 ways (not counting paying their wagon) so like 206 xp? Jenni is blind and Oculta is addicted to meth. And a bunch of bad guys got away somehow/somewhere! So we're off to a good start! I love Florida...

The Dead

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